Poop, Poop, Poop

I remember one Christmas as a little girl when Santa brought me everything that I wanted. Everything being, a little doll that I could feed and then she did her business and I could change her diapers! I was so excited when this happened, thinking, I can't wait until I am a mom and get to have a real baby to change.

I was laughing about this last night as I was changing my 10th poopy diaper of the day, this time it was my 5 week old's yellow mustard mess when... just as I lifted her little bummy to put on the clean diaper... SQUIRT... it freaked me out and I ducked and dodged an explosive river of poop, not thinking about what would happen next. The next was a three foot trail of yellow stinkiness on the nice CLEAN carpet in her beautiful new room.

I think when she asks me for a cute little doll that makes a mess in her diaper, I'll hand her a set of golf clubs and tell her she'll have plenty of time to change diaper messes when she's older and save her from more labor ; )

Who would have thought kids so cute could smell so BAD?